Nikola Jokić Spends Timeout Working On Piano Concerto
Man Struggling To Place Smartphone Cursor In Precise Location Knows It Would Be Easier To Just Delete The Word And Start Over, But That’s Not Really The Point, Now Is It
Hopeless Romantic Detonates Suicide Vest
Southern Belle Tired Of Tearing Open Perfectly Good Bodices, Needs Better Way To Show She Is Gripped By A Raging Passion
Chestburster Erupts While Host Is On The Toilet, Feels Like It Could Have Timed That Better
Man With Huge Penis In A Pretty Great Place, Dong-Wise
Far-Right Activist Will Finally Make Those Girls Sorry For Not Dating Him In High-Sch – I Mean, Return Our Nation To Its Original Values
Chuck Schumer Gets Entire Body Stuck In Urinal
Local Man Confident He Knows How Thing Works, Sees No Reason To Make Sure He’s Right
Woman Not Entirely Sure Why She Has To Send Nudes To Complete Law School Application, Trusts Alan Dershowitz Wouldn’t Lie To Her
Yorgos Lanthimos’s Next Movie Just Two Hours Of Guys Hitting Emma Stone With Cricket Bats
Cat Wearing Raincoat And Little Rubber Booties Has Never Felt More Alive
RFK Jr. Bravely Continues To Believe Every Single Thing He’s Ever Heard
Simone Biles Vaults Beyond Kuiper Belt
Man In “Before” Part Of Infomercial Just Needs To Hold On A Little Longer
Well, Well, Well, If It Isn’t The Barista Who Laughed At Me Yesterday For Pronouncing Venti Wrong. Hey, Guess Who’s About To Accidentally Place A Pay Stub On The Counter So Everybody Knows How Much More Money Than You He Makes? Yeah, This Motherfucker Right Here, That’s Who
Batman Sends Joker To Arkham Asylum, Glad He’ll Never Have To See That Guy Again
Man Whose Mantra Is “I’m Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time” Currently Wearing Seatbelt While Moving Cars Around In The Driveway
Man Who Sometimes Bursts Into Flames For No Reason Doesn’t Understand Why People Think AI Fails To Accurately Replicate Human Behavior
Father Trying To Calm Terrified Child Has To Admit That Under The Bed Is A Pretty Clever Place For A Monster To Hide; I Mean, Think About It, It Can Get To You Whenever It Wants