Movies – Goodbye, Cody

2026

K-On! The Movie

EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert

Cat People (1942) and Cat People (1982)

Margo’s Got Money Troubles

Don’t Get Old, It’s Dangerous! You Might Die!

Queens of Drama

Thank You, Pornography

When You Call a Movie Pumpkinhead You Create Certain Expectations

Sentimental Value

Holy Shit! Priscilla is Fucking Good!

Predator: Badlands

The Art of Being Awful

Sad Clown Go Bloop

2025

Death on The Nile (2022)

The Toxic Avenger (2023)

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

The Phoenician Scheme

An Aggressively Unsophisticated and Entirely Useless System by Which to Assess the Quality of a Film’s Social Commentary

Every Movie Should Have a Scene in Which the Characters Watch the Very Movie They Are in, Like in Spaceballs

2024

It’s What’s Inside

2023

2022

Emily the Criminal

Thoughts on Black Adam or: Is it Possible to be so Toweringly Incurious about All Things, Forever, That You Achieve Pure Synergy with All Living Things Through Sheer Fucking Accident, like Some Kind of Cosmic Baby That Can Sail the Forever-Stars Powered Exclusively by the Fullness and Dankness of its Own Fundamentally Unchangeable God-Diaper

Muppets From Space

Rome, Open City

Take This Waltz

2021

Army of the Dead

Last Night in Soho

The Green Knight

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Ten Things I Hate About You

Review of Southern California

There Will Be Blood

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me