2026

Wild Things

Xanadu

Movies in Which One Star Radiates Passion While the Other Came to Work Drunk and Clearly Wants to Die

Project Hail Mary

30 Days of Night

Office Killer

Repo Man, Straight to Hell, Walker

Possession (1981)

Red Dawn (1984)

Gone in 60 Seconds (1974)

K-On! The Movie

EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert

Cat People (1942) and Cat People (1982)

Margo’s Got Money Troubles

It Follows

Queens of Drama

Thank You, Pornography

The Menu

Pumpkinhead

Sentimental Value

Priscilla

Predator: Badlands

Honey Don’t!

The Art of Being Awful

Sad Clown Go Bloop

2025

Death on The Nile (2022)

The Toxic Avenger (2023)

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

The Phoenician Scheme

An Aggressively Unsophisticated and Entirely Useless System by Which to Assess the Quality of a Film’s Social Commentary

Borderline

The Monkey

Every Movie Should Have a Scene in Which the Characters Watch the Very Movie They Are in, Like in Spaceballs

Weapons

Play Dirty

2024

Blue Ruin

It’s What’s Inside

2023

Air

2022

Belle

Emily the Criminal

Thoughts on Black Adam or: Is it Possible to be so Toweringly Incurious about All Things, Forever, That You Achieve Pure Synergy with All Living Things Through Sheer Fucking Accident, like Some Kind of Cosmic Baby That Can Sail the Forever-Stars Powered Exclusively by the Fullness and Dankness of its Own Fundamentally Unchangeable God-Diaper

Muppets From Space

Ready or Not

Rome, Open City

Take This Waltz

The General

2021

Army of the Dead

Foxy Brown

Last Night in Soho

The Green Knight

Shiva Baby

Slow West

Villains

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Die Hard 4

Ten Things I Hate About You

The Hustler

Inherent Vice

Losers

Review of Southern California

There Will Be Blood

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me